A Cartoon for Duck

June 22, 2009 by notkeith

The lovely Duck sent me an email suggesting that this post of hers was crying out for an illustration. This is the result:

Cock Bother

May 17, 2009 by notkeith

I Can’t Paint Number 60798

May 5, 2009 by notkeith

For Selena

April 10, 2009 by notkeith

If there was an international league table of all-round top blog commenters, she would definitely be topmost. Wellington would be on there, too, but his occasional cynicism would adversely impact his goal difference.

Carpet Fit

April 6, 2009 by notkeith

Is this still topical?

March 29, 2009 by notkeith

Pic-a-day: Day Five

March 15, 2009 by notkeith

Today’s offering is inspired by this post over at Mommy Has A Headache. EmmaK left a rather nice comment on my last post so I went and had a nosy at her place; I heartily recommend you do likewise (mind you, I daresay you already have since she’s clearly enormously talented and popular and quite, quite rude).

Pic-a-day: Day Four

March 14, 2009 by notkeith

Stan had nothing to do with this one.

The rather charming Duck contacted me, suggesting I use this post of hers as inspiration. So I have. It’s a great post; but also, Duck lives in East Lancashire, which is where I am. We might be neighbours! So anyway, that kind of tipped the scales.

It’s called: Sexual Adventurers’ Alfresco Tryst Turns Sour.

New Muse: MisssyM

March 11, 2009 by notkeith

In the comments (actually comment) for my last post, MisssyM suggested that – for my grand idea of doing a pic a day – I use other bloggers’ blog posts as inspiration. Here is the first, inspired by this post by the incomparable MisssyM.

It’s called:

Newmachar resident’s final solution to dog-fouling menace ends in tragedy


Sausage rolls. Pasty slides

February 22, 2009 by notkeith